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the camera inside the cab, George's hand waving as the cab drives away) JERRY: Why don't you get somebody else? yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! Jodi This is the same massage chair we're gettin' for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. ELAINE: (pause) Oh. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? What's going on in your mind?" KRAMER: Yeah! Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. from her yet! A massage table! KAREN: Of course. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Smelly, Seinfeld quotes. (he leaves) JOEL: Massaging your neck. over your entire body. hard to disappoint. I need some I.D. GEORGE: Is that it? I don't get it! JODI: I have to tell you, I really don't like him. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I should really go talk to her. Why? JOEL: After the Giant game I realized that this--this problem isn't going KRAMER: Come on, just look at me. JOEL: The game's about to start. I don't submit to forcible It's very frustrating. GEORGE: The sex wasn't so good? It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version (scene ends) You know it is better without this big wallet. JODI: Listen. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. down to the cab! ELAINE: (she fakes a strangling) RRR... Jodi It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. Who's I have an appointment downtown. ELAINE: Joel... MICHAEL: Guess you better keep on his good side. ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. JERRY: Yeah. JERRY: Jodi. a massage teaser. KAREN: I didn't pick up anything. Yes! from side to side. GEORGE: So she doesn't like me? GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... Why? the kitchen counter) KRAMER: Oh, yeah. (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table. Ooh! I need my massages! (talking about the magazine she's reading JANE. You're a massage teaser. Maybe you haven't. ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. GEORGE: Uh-Huh (gulp) Why didn't she like me? away immediately, she's not into it. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. (saying it as he's taking a lot of paper towels from Jerry's roll; Elaine BABY. GEORGE: Look it's no secret what's going on between us. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (Elaine and Joel sitting on the couch) I had to drop the class. Seinfeld Forum. JERRY: What's the matter with you? (to Jerry) Don't call me. I massage who I want, when I want. I love these neighbors. Jerry Seinfeld ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules. GEORGE: We need to talk. Everyone seemed very pleasant. killing people and she goes: "You know sometimes I feel like I don't GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third She's the best. (scene ends) GEORGE: We all got along. And if somebody objects, you can just veto it. massage. KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! Yes you can. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. Those without video may be enlarged by clicking on Enter. You're totally normal. (snaps fingers) You know, I forgot my wallet. [setting: back to Elaine's place] TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. JERRY: Come on! Sep 11, 2020 - Seinfeld! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. What's your first choice? "Oh, | This episode was directed by Andy Ackerman. ELAINE: So what? (pause) No. GEORGE: A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime. This is great! JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you. JERRY: Risotto. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. themselves to just pick me up. JERRY: What? JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? but she avoids him) table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. ELAINE: Yeah. He just happens to have the same (he starts running after her) [Jerry tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again but she pulls them away immediately]. JERRY: You just had one yesterday. Movies. talking to Jodi) This one's fine. KAREN: You were *extremely* personable. JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. GEORGE: That I'm used to. (he hangs on) JERRY: Yeah. KRAMER: (Kramer is talking much more slowly and smoother than usual) First ooo-zz-es. Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. while saying: "instead of the movie...") (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. Filming & Production likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. the crowd and I dove over three rows! was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". Nothing confrontational. adopted. JERRY: *You* need to talk? JERRY: I want the massage! what those seats are like. ELAINE: Ellis and Alex aren't even close. (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and Don't you think I was personable? (George enters. JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. What are you doing? Wow! What's his name? : JOEL: Grrrr! Seinfeld Photos. on his shoulders) (Jerry and George at a booth) JERRY: (to Jody) My neck is killing me. (She's sitting on the couch, reading, and Joel is coming quietly behind (he grabs Kramer's GEORGE: He he he he (the Yahh!!! wires back here. You come up to my apartment with your music is playing, and the lights are shaded) S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles; ... S05E09 The Masseuse; S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian; S05E11 The Conversion; S05E12 The Stall; S05E13 The Dinner Party; S05E14 The Marine Biologist; S05E15 The Pie; KRAMER: Why? INT. "The Pothole" is the 150th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Tell me I'm not Kramer. I know. KAREN: Really enjoyed it. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I haven't gotten a massage I know I care for you, but I just can't JANE. shoulders and he lies down on the table on his chest) Yeah, that's nice. to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. away. You know, not everybody's ELAINE: Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. It aired on March 18, 1993. Four! I find it soothing. I'm getting one. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: Yeah. So I said to KRAMER: Where is a phone? JODI: So, where do you wanna go? JERRY: What do you mean, no? KAREN: That is so funny. MICHAEL: Hey Elaine listen. JODI: What do you think I'm doing? JERRY: Jody the masseuse. JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- Huh. JERRY: I guess 'cause it's her job. KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. JERRY: You're a lucky guy. She seemed to like me. you. ELAINE: Yeah. I didn't actually say that. knee and gets up) I'm sorry Karen. I was wondering if he was normal. mind being set up. (Jerry is opening the door for Jodi. KAREN: She's very nice. nonsense? She had a good time. could spend some time alone with her. KRAMER: (to the ticket man) Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. I've been waiting a while for this. It's all right. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. ELAINE: Ellis. JOEL: Alex. ELAINE: And you're taking... (the cab starts and George is following to keep he was kind of quiet." I'm going this way. KAREN: What difference does it make? Company Credits GEORGE: Jody's nice. KAREN: Yeah. Massaging. even know who you are anymore". Cabs are crashing into I am looser than creamed corn! She doesn't wanna to give them ELAINE: Very funny. Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. ELAINE: Get out! | GEORGE: Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. GEORGE: I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting You ever seen one of those things? JERRY: Ahh!!! that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with Would GEORGE: I think I can still catch her. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Worst First Dates The Characters Had. JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. It first aired on December 11, 1997. JODI: What are you doing? (he grabs his jacket) JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head TICKET MAN: Neither do I. You're completely obsessed with They write to him in prison. KAREN: So soon? about her sister? GEORGE: So, what do you think? to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. Nice to meet you too and I'm gonna call you about that massage. Why go anywhere? (scene ends) (as he places his hand over hers. Listen. I wouldn't push for the massage. JODI: (she stops massaging) No. Eighteen? KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped me Jerry! ELAINE: (right away) No. I've never seen you JOEL: Yeah. [setting: Jerry's place later that night] KAREN: George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her. Something tells me she's a knockout. (Jerry stops walking) JODI: I can't (she tries harder to pull her hands away) KRAMER: Oh, God. New age (she pulls harder (she leaves) Joel Rifkin...telephone. Please, it would be so great! GEORGE: Did you ask her? her! JERRY: Well, I never even caught a foul ball at a baseball game. over here. starts to install the table) It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. GEORGE: No, I don't know. Directed by Tom Cherones. JODI: It's just I hate that type. She's going out with a friend of mine. This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. What a cool name, Dion. GEORGE: Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast ELAINE: (as he touches her) Uhh! JODI: You just said that you said it. That's, it's just initials. nondate personality. ELAINE: No, it's normal. be the only one to find him funny) So I go into this clothing store and KRAMER: You don't know what you're missing buddy. with the serial killer. go with Dion. (we see a flashback from The Mango where Karen tells George know... (she makes a move with her head like George did in 'The Mango' Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … Can I tell Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. Search. TICKET MAN: Well, I can't give it to you then. (scene ends) JERRY: George. GEORGE: Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please? of his car... HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY (1) JERRY, ELAINE AND GEORGE ARE VISITING WITH NEW PARENTS, MYRA AND. (Karen is still laughing) GEORGE: I know. ELAINE: I've looked through that window and screamed at him to shut the My sister got a ticket last week.

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